Well-armed widow catches crook

Discussion in 'Anything Else' started by Netfotoj, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Netfotoj

    Netfotoj Premium Member

    A widow was in the habit of memorizing a Bible verse every night before bed. One night she memorized Acts 2:38.

    She turned off her light and went to sleep. Sometime during the night, she heard a noise, sat up in bed and could see in the darkness a man was climbing through her bedroom window!

    The first thing that popped in her head was the Bible verse she just memorized, so she hollered out: "Acts 2:38! Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost!"

    The burglar froze in the window, not moving a hair. After a minute watching him frozen, she reached over, picked up the phone and dialed 911, then told the police a man was breaking into her house and was in her bedroom window.

    The burglar never moved until the police arrived and put him in cuffs. As the cops were taking him to jail, one asked him, "Why didn't you run?"

    "You didn't hear what that woman said to me," he replied. "She hollered out she had an axe and two .38s!" :mrgreen:
  2. pilotbenjamin

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