Steyr Joke

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Wulf, May 23, 2006.

  1. Wulf

    Wulf Premium Member

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    Howdy All :)

    I don't do jokes much, but this one I found rather comical, and somehow appropriate for the times.


    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
    glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
    the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
    so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
    twice."

    An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
    beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
    AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
    Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
    don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
    either."

    The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
    and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls
    out his M357-A1 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi,
    and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have
    so many illegal Aliens that we don't have to drink
    with the same ones twice."


    Hope ya liked it. I gotta admit, I did a bit of editing. :wink: Hava great week.

    Wulf
     
  2. Shooter

    Shooter Premium Member

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    That's not politically correct................. :lol:
     

  3. Syntax360

    Syntax360 Premium Member

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    Most funny jokes aren't :lol: . Good one Wulf!
     
  4. Deluxe247

    Deluxe247 Supporting Member

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    HA HA! That was too funny my good man. :twisted:
     
  5. neviv

    neviv New Member

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    yeah thats cool mr. wulf
     
  6. ministerofdeath

    ministerofdeath New Member

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    Ha...Ha...hey, if you can't joke and laugh about the illegal immigrant situation it will make you cry. Good one Wulf. I have Mexican friends that would probably laugh at that one as well.
     
  7. Wulf

    Wulf Premium Member

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    :)

    Actually, that joke was sent to me by a compadre in Sonora. Hell, I got relatives in Chihuahua. <shrug> :wink: