Just a joke... although perhaps a description as well. Having a toddler isn't the best thing for one's sex life, or one's shooting hobbies. Certain things just don't get to happen as often, and the tools of the trade end up being safe queens, like it or not. Between the baby and the wife's postpartum depression, the guns are in a locked room, in an electronic safe (for the handguns) or double combo & key take-down case (for the shotgun, which is also disassembled), with trigger locks (plus built in lock in the case of the Steyr M40), unloaded, ammo in a separate locked metal box. Only magnums that aren't locked up are trojan brand, and they aren't seeing much use either.
Back on topic, seen some 10-rounders for Steyr Ms popping up on ebay lately, and there's always CDNN.