Just for Laughs

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by raul1427, Jan 9, 2008.

  1. raul1427

    raul1427 Guest

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    This person lives in a semi rural area.

    We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." ... :shock: ...
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    From Kingman , KS .
     
  2. Netfotoj

    Netfotoj Premium Member

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    Some people shouldn't be allowed to have a telephone -- or even go out in public. Duh!
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    I know! They should pass an ordinance that no deer crossing highways is allowed except from 3 a.m. to 4 a.m. and the local lawmen could work as crossing guards during those hours. :mrgreen:
     

  3. babj615

    babj615 Premium Member

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    New Diet!!!

    :clap: :party: :D :shock:
     
  4. Netfotoj

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    I probably should post this over on the Hillary thread, but...

    Rosie O'Donnell finally said something I agree with. She said she has decided she will vote for President for "whoever has a v------" (insert word for female sexual organ).

    Only she's having a problem trying to decide between Hillary and Edwards. :mrgreen:
     
  5. ChillyWilly

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    Re: New Diet!!!

    hahahhahhhahahahhhhhaaha that was funny as all hell.....
     
  6. babj615

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    Hmmmm......

    Guess she votes for Edwards then, cuz I think Hillary has a Dick!!!!

    :party: :party:
     
  7. midtnshooter

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    Both of those comments are fuuuunnnnnnnyyyy ! Now I'm trying to memorize the Wal-Mart joke.

    :D
    MTS