How to be politically correct

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Netfotoj, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. Netfotoj

    Netfotoj Premium Member

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    This gentleman is not a "TOTAL A$$" - He has merely developed a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." - You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

    Furthermore:

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

    3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER."

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE." :mrgreen:
     
  2. ChillyWilly

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  3. midtnshooter

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    Sorry Net' about highjacking your thread, BUT......


    Hey utjon, one question. Are you a newly wed?

    :shock:
    Take Care,
    MTS
     
  4. Syntax360

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    :lol: He is, actually. :lol:
     
  5. midtnshooter

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    :lol: :lol: That is funny ! Is it me or can you since his love and devotion for her (and that is good). I bet he'll laugh even harder when she isn't in the room.


    Love you UTJON ! :p I mean it man.

    A true Kodak moment.


    Take Care,
    MTS