Hillary and Teddy

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Netfotoj, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. Netfotoj

    Netfotoj Premium Member


    The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully
    served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to
    come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see
    Senators Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the
    priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon
    the word arrived; Senators Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to
    visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hilary commented to
    Teddy, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it
    certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President.
    After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT." Kennedy agreed--it was a good thing.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's hand in
    his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a
    look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Senator Kennedy
    spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you
    > choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly
    replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and
    Savior Jesus Christ." "Amen" said Teddy. "Amen" said Hillary. The old
    priest continued . . . "He died between two lying thieves. I would like
    to do the same."

    SELFDEFENSE Premium Member

    Never were truer words....