I imagine your odds are far better of getting caught for illegally carrying a concealed weapon then ever needing to use it. Either way you are in a lot of trouble. Get some OC and a knife.
I tried that game when I was a kid with a switchblade thought along the same lines - they'll never have a reason to search me, so i'll be fine. Sure enough, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time with some friends and got searched and hauled in for the knife. Thank god I was a minor and it never amounted to anything.
I know you don't think it wil ever happen and will continue to carry anyway, but the odds are overwhelmingly against you. I would at least get a quality holster - you're going to come off as a thug or something if you get busted for packin' that thing in your pocket like some wannabe gang banger. Either way, you'd be screwed though.
Get out of IL maybe?
