As BT would say, when you need help, do you call a gun-control crusader? Even unarmed aboard a plane, a couple of grandpas who know how to handle trouble come to the rescue with a passenger goes berserk. And who's pretty near as tough as a police officer? How about a cop's wife? This woman doesn't bat an eye. Now there's a woman who's fit to ride the river with, as Bill Jordan would say.