Fun things to do in Wall-Mart

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Sound25, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. Sound25

    Sound25 Guest

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    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all of the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in Housewares" ..... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on layaway.

    6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the Camping Department and tell others they can come in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera: use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to the floor and scream "No! No! It's those voices again!!!!"

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and say very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
     
  2. SELFDEFENSE

    SELFDEFENSE Premium Member

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    16. Stand in the doorway and shout "I'm from ICE!".
     

  3. charmincarmens

    charmincarmens New Member

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    Greeter

    Be a greeter at WM,and the next customer that comes in, say,what the hell do you want.
     
  4. midtnshooter

    midtnshooter Premium Member

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    Hey Sound,

    Can you email me that list ? That is funny as Shut ! I want to post it on our shooting club's website !

    Take Care,

    MTS

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