Well, me old dad (you know him as DocChronos) is finally threatening to clean his M9. We have rather different opinions on cleaning our guns. He decided not to clean his M9 until he ran 1000 rounds through it, because "A tactical pistol should be able to function dirty!" I, on the other hand, keep my M9 clean enough to preform surgery with. My opinion on the matter is that a tactical pistol should be able to preform while dirty, but why should it have to if it doesn't need to? The one time you need that gun to save you and yours from painful death might be the one time it doesn't function right because of its scummy feed ramp, or its gunk-caked ejector. In that case you can bludgeon your coked-out assailant with your new plastic club. Anyway, I just wanted to celebrate this great new website, and poke fun at me old dad while I did it. Yeah, that's right, dad. I'm talking to YOU.