Butt Dust

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Wulf, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. Wulf

    Wulf Premium Member

    Oh my God! :p

    This is a classic.

    Wulf <-- still laffin'...hehehehe, "butt dust"
  2. Seven

    Seven Premium Member

    Reminds me of the "Round John Virgin" line from Silent Night. :D


  3. Netfotoj

    Netfotoj Premium Member

    Good one, Wulf. I told it a few times at work today for lots of laughs. If you want an interesting take on life, ask a kid what they think about it. :lol:

    Here's one I heard a preacher tell on himself. His habit is to take off his watch at the beginning of his sermon and lay it on the pulpit edge so he can see it and know when it's time to wind up the day's message.

    Then when he's finishing up, he will put his watch back on again. One Sunday, his summation took a bit longer than usual and he absentmindedly took his watch off again and laid it on the pulpit, not even realizing he was doing it.

    Little boy on the front row says, "Daddy! He's starting all over again!"

    I bet that brought the service to a close quickly. :lol: