Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by MrApathy, Apr 1, 2006.

  1. bigtaco

    bigtaco Active Member


  2. wfrost44

    wfrost44 Guest

    How many blonds does it take to make a circuit?
    Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the
    blow dryer!
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    blonde goes to a doctor complaining she has a hearing problem. the doc says that's easy take off the headphones.
    blonde says she can't she will die.
    the doc takes off the headphones and she falls over dead, bewildered the doc puts the headphones to his ears and hers "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

    for the super geeks:what do you get when ten blondes stand in a circle?
    ans.: a particle accelerator.

    what do you call a blonde driving a car?
    standard driverside air bag.

    what do you call a brunette between two blondes?

    what do you call a brunette and three blondes?
    regular price, three bucks, three bucks, three bucks.

    how do you confuse a blonde?
    put her in a round room and tell her to go to the corner.

    that's the clean ones i know.
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    YOU SEXIST PIG!!! Funny as hell, but SEXIST NEVERTHELESS !!

    Duane (blond female)
  5. 73sbVert

    73sbVert Member

    Seen on bumper sticker recently:

    "Don't be a sexist, broads hate that!"

  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    just for duane,
    why was the blonde girls belly button bruised?
    ans: her boyfriend was blonde too.

    just so you know all but 3 blonde jokes were by a blonde lady i new in columbia, mo and this one was by my wife. so i am not a sexist pig, just a
  7. ZEEK

    ZEEK Guest

    It's funny, Duane's only post here was response to a joke.

    Glad she's a Steyr fan none-the-less.