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Here is a little test to determine...
(not politically motivated, just funny)

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Smith & Wesson
.45, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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A Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the 'Smith' have appropriate safeties built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.

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A Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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A *******'s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Hydrashoks or
Golddots?"

-D
 

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That is freaking funny Deluxe, thank you, I will have to forward this to some of my old buddys from Oklahoma, where I am from, they will all get a kick out of this. And from my experiance, this is a true statement!
 

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The glaring inconsistency here is that a liberal democrat would not be carrying a gun in the first place! It's like making fun of nomadic Mongolians for not knowing how to repair a Ferrari. :wink:

I'm not an all-out ******* but I do have some ******* tendencies that show up once in a while. This would be one of those times LOL.
 
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