i heard a noise... and i came out. i was in my living room googling recording interfaces and i heard a noise... so i came out. my neighbor was washing a dish and heard a noise... so she came out. luckily i had my shoes on when i came out. i came out just in time to see her hit car #2, throw it in reverse and proceed down the street. her window was down and i was running after her trying to stop her. i was touching her car when she hit car #3. then i opened her door and tried to grab the keys out of the switch at which point I was an a hole... according to her. luckily she realized she was done crashing cars for the night and stopped trying to drive. she called her friend who came down and was super cool, super nice, super apologetic and tried to give us $100 not to call the cops. THAT was funny. what then? this didn't happen? YOU were driving? so then i go to wake up my neighbor at 4am and he's trying to sound tough saying, "who's there? who's there?" i'm like, "quit trying to sound tough, it's just me." they came out... shoeless. the cop was cool, she got booked, her friend is blaming this on himself after he told her she couldn't drive and hid her keys, but the good news is that his ex-girlfriend lived nearby and when she showed up, she looked like she was willing to console him... if you know what i mean. i needed a little consoling too, but her friend? turns out i was not inconsolable. don't drink and drive, someone might hear a noise and come out... shoeless.